Welcome to Gas Guru - Expert Prophets

We're a team of highly skilled prophets who specialize in the lucrative world of gas.

Our services include: Prophet Pricing, Gas Forecasting, and Gas Consulting.

Our clients include major gas companies and individuals seeking to tap into the infinite wisdom of the gas prophets.

Back to Home About Us This is the home page of Gas Guru - Expert Prophets. The site is a parody of a serious business website, with a focus on the absurdity of a team of prophets who specialize in the "lucrative world of gas". The content is humorous and playful, with a focus on the ridiculousness of the subject matter. The links to subpages are included for added humor and to further develop the absurdity of the site's fictional world.